Dylan Headstrong

Dylan Headstrong is a very......colorful character; he loves finger painting, rainbows, taking care of his rabbits, ponies, butterflies, yams, coloring, his mama, men, and living off the flat of the land. He's about as sharp as a marble if ya know what I mean. He hates Native Americans and Yankees with a burning passion. He looks up to his good ol'e Uncle O'reily, since his mama died. He follows Seamus around like a sick puppy, who brainwashed him his bigot ways. He's very quiet and doesn't like loud noises, he often tunes people out and is in his own little world most of the time. He is a closet homosexual but often tries to make it seem he's not. He has a ginormous head the size of Easter Island where he hails from. O'reily treats him like a spittoon and beats him on occasion. Dylan is also very proud of his rock collection too. Oh yea, and did I mention he likes finger painting?